SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE!

i watched it today at last :D
anyway, met up with najib, lassie, faisal, bryan
in town. went to the army open house thingy.
so so interesting. i've never seen so many high
ranking people before. HAHAH. and so so many
cool badges can!!

visited the MEDIC stall, which was mainly MRF ppl!
hahah. tze wai and dickson were the mannequins.
okay luh, they were the one in MOPP SUITS. mummy,
i took pictures with scary looking men in maskss..
bumped into zul and friendS there also.

jason joined us and off we went to watch our movie.
omg. we were SO noisy. HAHAH. saw cadbury advertisement
and we thought of amir mr chocolate man :D
anyway, the show was so so nice. people usually talk about
the SOL of the slum-mers but i would rather talk about
the love story between lathika (A.K.A CHERRY SLUTTY
NAME. *STARES AT BRYAN*) and jamal.

so sweet can!! if only my life was so happening like that.
okay lah, not THAT happening. i'll just die. yay JAI-HO!
and the actor so. cant. dance. HAHAH. so funny, like one
pogo stick jumping up and down. ok, you all should watch the
movie. i was like literally jumping off my seat when he won!!

hahahah :D:D:D and the small boy so cute!!!
anyway, line of the year:
GO GET ME SOME FOOD. I THINK YOU NEED THE EXERCISE.
funny part was when they rolled off the train and
landed somewhere and suddenly they grew older and can
speak english. HAHAHAH

bryan thinks lathika looks like kumar. but kumar's
prettier. hmm, really? went to all the IPOD shops in
town. HAHAH. cos faisal wanted to buy an itouch.
ahh, too expensive for me. ): no money luh. the only
source of income that i CAN get is.. $100 IPPT SILVER.
WHICH I DON'T HAVE. SO FORGET ABOUT IT.

me, najib and bryan went to explore toys r us.
and we bumped into dora the EXPLORER and
her boyfriend diego in a rack. along with spongebob
and elmo. and we camwhored with them. HAHAHAH.
damn sick lah i swear.

dinner-ed at bbq chicken and ren liang joined us.
omg, spicy chicken was a killer can. ): and we expected
8plates of coleslaw and fries cos we ordered family set.
thankgod 2set=1plate. hahah. or else we'll just die of
fries+coleslaw overdose please. rain rain.

omg let pictures do the talking.
I'M TOO TIRED.

♥ 11:37 PM

HELLO IT HAS BEEN A LONG WEEEK.
dramatic as expected, what with all the IPPT,
(PUKE FEST) COMPANY TEST (HARD LIKE FUCK)
and PLATOON GAMES DAY (DEATMATCH).

OH I FAILED IPPT.

my life is so exciting i swear.
so right.. i booked in on MONDAY night.
and i realised there was a bird shit stain on my bed
cos THEY NEVER CLOSE THE WINDOW. omg.
thanks ah.

wak: wah that guy ah, act like like michael jackson.
that stupid bangla.
us: huh? michael jackson's a bangladeshi?!?!

i was singing LOVE STORY - TAYLOR SWIFT/
me: romeeeeo take me..
faisal: take awayy..
me: ?!?!? WHAT TAKE AWAY? TAKE ME LAH.
you think mcdonalds delivery ah?!

me, ren liang and bryan were talking about
coloured tampons which was featured on 8days.
ren liang: aiya, red blue green. so colourful for what,
come out still red.

ok, this is random.
me: blablabla.. later like freaky friday. people change blabla..
bryan: ya lo!
me: omg.. slutty sunday!! hahah.

and i was thinking. is it weird for malays to have english
names? cos i was thinking of names for my SON (which
i have YET to produce naturally). i was like thinking,
hmm.. luke? kyle? (KHAIL?!) okay random then....
me and bryan got some random inspiration and came up with..

SITI VERONICA!! NURUL FLORIDA!
MUHAMMAD HANSEL! SITI GAGA!

best one: SITI BEAUTY!!!

my favourite :D

me and ren liang were talking about this random person.
me: WAH now she so big sia. like mother of 5.
ren liang: more like mother of india.
me: LOL.

TUESDAY
was relax day. mopp c rerun for platoon 2 and 3.
omg. so the drama, syau fell. poh boon was drama award
of the year as usual. he can form his own soap opera
i swear. can take over DAYS OF OUR LIVES.

studied for the test half the time. but then had nights out.
whoo!! totally distracted luh i swear. nothing was going in my
head. HAHAH. sembawang shopping centre. they went to fish and
co. i didn't eat. HAHAH. so proud of myself, didn't succumb
to peer pressure. omg. i'm turning into suang. cheapskate. lol.

the people who went were.. me, najib, faisal, bryan and ren liang.
omg damn shameless can. we saw the cotton candy machine.

bryan: excuse me, can i have one?
woman: errrm uhm.. ok *reluctant*.
woman: *nah..*
bryan: thanks.
najib: ONE ONLY?!?!?!?!?! one more can?!
woman: oh. erm.. *went to make one more*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
shouldn't have said ONE MORE. should have said FOUR MORE!!!
we had fun eating the cotton candy and so did all the
kids. LOL. because of us, those kids also got okay!

WEDNESDAY.
wanted to go for offpass. BUT BUT BUT..
mrf test was at 4pm. wth. hahah. purposely put so late
so noone can go out one. reading the red book = sleeping
time. i fell asleep so easily while studying. and weather
was so perfect. anyway, the test was an MCQ one.

20 questions. the most fucked up question EVER.
only 2/30 people in our platoon PASSED (pass was 75%).
HAHAHAH. wth. the questions were like o_O. never heard
before, never encountered before. LOL. and we realised
that SUANGGGGG got 8points. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
tsktsk. the supposedly SMART one!!!

ok better not laugh. skali i get 7. ):
then then then.. i was singing AND THAT STUPID BRYAN
GO AND RECORD ME AND NOW THE WHOLE WORLD
KNOWS HOW AWESOMELY BAD I SING OMGZZZZZ.
AND THEY PLAYED IT ON SPEAKER SOMEMORE CAN.
SO EMBARASSING. like my bunk (and bunk next door) knows
already. soon the whole world. omgz

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. wtf. knn.
nvm, ill find a way. soon. soon. you watch out.

anyway, you need rain and sunshine to create a rainbow.
ah long: eh, that time what did captain leow say ah?
what rain sunshine.
us: you need rain and sunshine to create a rainbow.
ah long: ah, something like that. GOT RAINBOW SIA.
us: *hurries to the window*
us: WAHHHHH.

awesome rainbow.
you know, all these nice, scenic events. i only get
to enjoy with my army friends. how weird. hahah.
rainbows, full moon thingy, fireworks. hmm..
lalalala. i can la la la i wanna wanna get get get don't stop!

THURSDAY.
IPPT. OMG I AM SUCH A FAILURE.
I FAILED MY IPPT CAN? FROM SILVER TO FAIL CAN?
omg such a loser. and my 5stations (especially sbj) improved
can. AND MY RUNNING HAD TO SPOIL EVERYTHINGGGG.

AND I FEEL SO GUILTY COS GEORDIE WAS MOTIVATING
ME ALL ALONG BUT NOOO.. i had to SLOW DOWN AND PUKE.
AND PUKE (2ROUNDS THANKS) AND THEN SLOWED GEORDIE
(AND FAISAL DOWN) AND THEY ONLY GOT PASS FOR IPPT.
(when they could have gotten silver). and omgggggoazzz. the rest
were supposed to be chasing after ME, instead of the other way round.

and my timing was 12mins plus (FAIL CAN). omg. where to hide my
face. ): everyone all jumped from fail to silver can. then mine's
the other way round. omg CMI CMI CMI. next ippt's in 2months time.
but the rest of them are already DONE with their ippt!! NO MORE
IPPT THROUGHOUT THEIR WHOLE NSF LIFE!! and i've to go
for freaking RT wtf cos i puked for 2 rounds. if i never puke for 2 rounds.

CONFIRM CAN GET SILVER ALREADY. BUT NOOOOOOOOO...
then then then, geordie ran another 2.4km cos his previous one
was a PASS and now he got silverr. omg. because of MEEEEE,
has he has to run another freaking 2.4km. knn. MY FAULTTTTT.
I)(@&!)@!*#_@$()_$#*&)!&@)#$@_(!@+!@

stupid stupid. nvmnvmnvm. i think i can write a book on IPPT
already. now everyone gets (ok, no. they buy from emart) a silver
badge but NOOOOO, i only deserved it for LAST YEAR. this year
not yet ): ): ): i better train. omg ): ): and everyone kept harping
over it. YA LAH I CAN'T RUN. I'M A FAILURE. MERLION.
and not only that, i think i'm the only failure and i brought
the platoon's average down ): ): eff lah.

but nvm, on to BRIGHTER things. i went for my medical offpass
and the dentist told me to take one more extra teeth (on top of
my two right wisdom tooth). wow. only 19 and i'm gonna have 6
teeth gone. i like going to the dentist though! so many candies,
i mean people to see!

met the rest of the WITS team (ian, naufal, jason, suang) at
bugis. went random places can. cos we've NO freaking idea
where to go or WHAT to do. thong seng for dinner. the "good old
days" where we just started WITS. HAHAH. went to penin
and omg i SWEAR there was this guy whom we thought was
watanabe. totally same accent can.

chilled at funan IT mall and gossiped x 10 plus suang's
interview session. HAHAHAH. we still have NO idea what
he does on weekends can?! "i don't spend a lot!"
5seconds later "i'm a spendthrift". annoying.

he has a part-time job as a tuition teacher and obviously
earns more than us and he tells us that he has no money.
wth!!! we spend MORE than him can!! we suspect that he
takes a skate scooter to camp and that he pays ah long
extortion money OR the electrical appliances at home are
all coin-operated. HAHAHAH. so that's where all his money goes to!!

oh bumped into a few 14th platoon ppl. ghaz and syawal!
met the rest at NOVENA. united square. faisal, geordie,
najib, bryan, ren liang, ashiq (i think thats all). chilled at UDDERS
(ice cream shop). hahahah. the place is just right beside the road.
i kinda like it though. so chillax. and not so noisy. WE were the noise.

emo emo emo. no, it's not just cause of ippt.
OR the recording. other things.. other things..
i don't get emo just cause of ONE thing. it's usually
many things on top of each other. non-stop.
and ohh. i got the position of USMS/WITS. hmm..
okay. nvm mooooving on. emoemo.

have i mentioned that i bumped into hilmi on WEDNESDAY!!
right at the busstop of my camp. omg. but we didn't get to
talk so he called me instead. omg. he OOC-ed. now CD MEDIC!
hahah. yay someone else who can understand medical thingy.
then zul called also. HAHAH. omg mega gossip session from
papadoms to sally to filtered conversations after midnight
and trying to understand e f-language.

especially if there's like SO many people in the room.
ok. i couldn't get a good night's sleep. idk why.

FRIDAY

GAMES DAY. played a bit of captain's ball. lol. caarry balls
of captains. hahahah. very relevant in our unit. anyway,
pltn 1 vs pltn 3. WAH LIKE DEATHMATCH CAN?!?!?!?
so freaking violent. hahah. funny moment was when there was
this platoon 3 guy who passed the ball to me. "eh pass behind!"

wah, geordie was man of the match can?!?!?! this week, i suddenly
saw a different side of him i've never seen before. the sporty side.
HAHAH. the ROUGH, competitive side. very, very different
from my pet cat. hmm.. but he was awesome man. jumping
from everywhere and running here and there and suddenly
the ball was in his hands.

ian (PLAY ALL THREE GAMES) and ah long also lah.
hahahah. play bball so relax can. in the end,
we still managed to thrash platoon 2's bball. (but lost to pltn 3).
soccer uhm.. didn't take note. hahahah. as can be heard from
a random passerby "wah, i didn't know captain's ball is more
interesting than soccer sia!!" ok, that came from AZRI!
hahahah. the one who said my laughter sounded familiar (when
he was at botanics on vday. HAHAHAH).

anyway, today damn drama mama action packed. SO MANY
CASUALTIES CAN. alvin fell down and hit his head (it bled.
medic medic!!) had to send him to medical centre. then ah long
was defending during captain's ball. he jumped and hit his BACK
against the chair (ended up with sprained ankle. or fractured something).
and everyone suspected spinal injury. and sgt eugene hurt his butt
or something. wah, cover medic good business can.

anyway, platoon 1 lost the games. 4points compared to platoon
2 (12 points) and platoon 3(10 points). lots of shouting and screaming
and INCREDIBLE CLERK and singlet tan lines!! :D

friday prayers with naufal and faisal. can't believe the three
of us fell asleep. HAHAHAHAH. unglam award of the year.
but we were really damn shagged (although i didn't play much).
safety lecture. then stand by area. hahahah. wahlao eugene keep
making me feel guilty cos i FAILED my ippt can. ): ): hahah.
then he say he will personally come run with me. YAH RIGHT.
we shall see.

ok STILL CANT BELIEVE I FAILED IPPT OMG (*@!^@*!@
tired tired. i need foot massage ):

♥ 10:44 PM

COOLSHIT SIAAA.

click here.
i also want.

booking in tonight.
= one whole week of drama?

OKAY QUIZ I SAW ON AMY'S BLOG.

Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you. (AWWW, sure not? i thought i repel people cos i'm fake. or something)

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true. (sighs..NOT EVERYONE WOULD DO THAT MEH?)

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person. (SO WHERE'S THE RIGHT PERSON KNN STOP HIDING).

The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. (TRUE!) If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel. (hmm.?)

Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

okay, the last part quite true.
so everybody, that's me :D

♥ 5:58 PM

hello today i went to PP (hippest shopping centre
ever!!! I LOVE PP!) oh between, i was reading this
free magazine (i've no idea why they wrote SGD$3.50
there) and they've NUM shirts with words such as
HOLLAND V, TAMPINES and AMK. omg, housing
estates!!

sounds so unglam. hahahah. soon got TEMASEK SEC
lah. and all the JCs. okay, not bad. hahahah. zxomg, what
if our army singlets (tank top, acs words) became a NUM
party tank. with the string and all. hmm, random.

ok right. i like parkway parade! i grew up there and it's
still so hip and happeningz after my 18 (EIGHTEEEN!!)
years of existence. hahahah. i am 18. whatever.
okay, retro siaaa.

naufal told me to watch "HE'S NOT THAT INTO YOU".
so freaking random. and he was like "the show's so you!"
but noone wanna watch with me leh!! GIMME MY WITS
MONEY AND I CAN WATCH MOVIE. 18bucks? HAHAH.

♥ 11:05 PM